This is my page for the various things that I’ve created (most of them humorous) that I’ve posted to the web. Things linked from this page are not guaranteed to work, be here for any length of time, be funny, or be understandable. Proceed at your own risk.

Curly Fry Tycho Problem
In order to fully understand the humor behind this particular page, you must (a) have taken a physics class that uses the Tycho homework system and (b) have been present at a certain Arby’s in Northgate on a particular evening in December. Unfortunately, there are only three people that meet the second criterion, only two of whom meet the first, and one of whom is me. So, there’s really only one other person in the world who can fully appreciate the joke; however, I think most readers will be able to appreciate it as a parody of the online physics homework system.

the Random Object Generator
Have you ever needed a random object to cite in a conversation? Then you need the Random Object Generator! Sort of like a random number generator, only it gives you random objects instead. For some reason, this is the most popular feature on my web site. I consistently get many thousands of hits for the random object generator every month, while the main site gets only a few hundred. I am currently the number one result for “random object generator” on Google.

the Flaming Tapestry Shredder (a.k.a. Random Object Generator II)
This is the successor to the Random Object Generator. Now with 231% more randomness!